Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Generic Propecia' Fairy tale

FinasterideOnce upon the time, in a forest lived many animals and birds. Their life was very similar with life in nowadays. Some of them were working hard like Ant, some were spending time as they liked, not worrying about tomorrow, and those lived only 1 day, like Butterfly. In the families fathers were pompous and mothers – pedagogic, but boys and girls – playing in all possible and all impossible games. Of cause there were schools, which children didn't like at all. Was there also hospital which not only children were afraid of.

The best forest's doctor was the wise Owl. Everyone came to see her and get consultation if there was pain or health problem. Owl was one of the most respected in the forest. But the most respected was forest's president – Lion. When he talked everyone was listening, when he came to some place, everyone quietly and respectable stood up and didn't sat down until he was leaving. His roar was the decisive in any dispute. And the thing he was the proudest of was his mane. Three times per day he combed it and was sleeping with gauze on his head to keep mane beautiful.

Once in the forest were so many problems and worries that Lion didn't have time to take care of his mane and even slept without gauze because in the night was very tired to put it on. Then, suddenly, he noticed in the morning that on his bed at head's place a lot of hair remained. He combed mane and became almost pale, on the comb were so many hair as he has never seen before. Firstly he though that was because of all that stress and not enough combing mane, but the hair on the comb were not less in a day, not in 5 days, not in two weeks. Then fearless Lion became scared.

Lion put aside all his work and ran to the Owl.
"Help me, please, help me!" Lion begged, "Please help me to stop my hair falling out! I don't know why it happens to me!"
Owl looked at him through glasses and told:"I know why it happens to you, you're not that young as you were, you became elder, and nature has a decree that the more years you have the less hair remain on your head."
"Oh, no," cried Lion "what would I do with my thin mane! Animals will stop respecting me, nobody would listen me any longer, and I will be dismissed from president post!"
"You think it will be just like that?" asked imperturbable Owl.
"I am sure about that" desperately said Lion. "Please tell you can help me!"
"Well, you're right; I have a remedy for your problem. I can tell you this happens to every Lion when he become elder, I will help you not to loose prestige, just like I helped to your father. But you will have to come to me every month to take new bottle with pills, because you will have to take them for the rest of your life, otherwise you will loose more and more hair from your mane."
"Oh, I didn't know my father had the same problem" astonished Lion. "Give me first bottle."

On the bottle were written "Generic Propecia".
"I will tell about Generic Propecia to everyone and that you gave it to me! Everyone who will start loosing hair would come to you to take it. " – happily exclaimed Lion.
"I bet you won't." calmly said Owl. "Your father never did, and just like you he came to me alone, when nobody saw him, and every month you will slink to me in very early morning so that nobody could observe you."
Lion dropped his eyes. He thanked Owl in low tone and gently moved away.

Of cause Generic Propecia helped him, and of cause he came to Owl every month when nobody could see him, just like his grandfather, father, son and grandson did.

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